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Weird film of Omarosa surfaces amid White House exit

So in order to come up with the money fast she hatches a plan that could only be carried out by Omarosa since she appeared on The Apprentice with Trump. Omarosa is seen above snipping off pieces of Trump's hair Weird film of Omarosa surfaces amid White House exit
Madeline Patrick | 18 December, 2017, 00:48

In the cold open President Trump, played by Alec Baldwin and the first lady played by Cecily Strong, spent some time trimming their tree while reminiscing about the a year ago.

"I've had an wonderful first year in office, maybe the best in the history of America or the world", Baldwin said.

To settle him down, the first lady encourages her husband to turn to trimming a Christmas tree, by hanging ornaments depicting the faces of "all the haters and losers I destroyed this year".

"I chose disgraced Federal Bureau of Investigation director James Comey", McKinnon's Conway said, holding an ornament with Comey's face on it.

After receiving ornaments from several of his staff members, Baldwin asks, "Where's my next ornament?" to which Johansson replies, "I'm right here father".

Following Conway, Aidy Bryant's Sarah Huckabee Sanders hung two ornaments on the tree, one that had Sean Spicer's face on it and the other that had Anthony Scaramucci's likeness.

Concussion expert irate when Texans' QB returns after hard hit
Making his second start with San Francisco, Garoppolo led the 49ers to a 26-16 win in Houston on Sunday afternoon. Yates hasn't played in a game since 2015 when he went 2-0 as Houston's starting quarterback.

Vice President Mike Pence, played by Beck Bennett, then comes forward with an ornament of former National Security Advisor Mike Flynn, who pleaded guilty earlier this month to lying to the Federal Bureau of Investigation about his contact with the former Russian ambassador during the presidential transition, and is now cooperating with special counsel Robert Mueller. "Because he lied to us, Mr. President, and he acted alone, without our knowledge".

"Hey! Let me in", Jones' Omarosa said from the outside looking in.

However, not everyone was allowed in on the special Christmas message, like Leslie Jones' Omarosa Manigault Newman, who left the White House this week. Scarlett Johansson made a return appearance as Ivanka - minus Jared, who was "packing a go-bag before the Federal Bureau of Investigation arrives".

Wrapping up the entourage is Attorney General Jeff Sessions as a tiny Elf on the Shelf (also played by McKinnon), who playfully asks to put the topper on the Christmas tree: an angel with Mueller's face on it. Trump's legal team has stepped up its criticisms of the special counsel's investigation, as rumors swirl the president could be moving to fire Mueller soon. Luckily, Johansson's Ivanka is back, to help bring to life SNL's holiday-themed White House cold open.

"You've got to cut the head off the snake", he added.

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